Sam pulls the shop vac out of the basement work room and lugs it upstairs to their bedroom.
She plugs it in and puts the nozzle near Lord Poopinton. Just as she flicks the switch he
wakes up. The nozzle latches on to his face as he screams, slowly swearing his way up the
shop vac tube headfirst. Sam starts to laugh. With a sickening THUMP, he shoots into the
collection bag. Sam doesn't even takes the bag out; she grabs the vacuum and tosses it
down the garbage chute. It lands in an incinerator.
Sam slips on her way down the stairs, landing in a heap at the bottom of the stairs. They don't find her lifeless body for another two weeks. "She was pretty shitty" is etched into her tombstone.
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