"Shit. I don't want to ever go back to that job." The girl frowned.
Jim raised an eyebrow. His mother never...NEVER swore. Not even a little bit! "Well, yeah, but..."
She shook her head. "Jimmy, I went to college. I have a business degree! But I'm over 40 and I'm a glorified secretary! Look what those long hours did to me, I'm an old hag!"
"Uh..." Jim blinked.
"Oh! Well, I guess I'm not, now. But I would be, if I grew up again."
Jim considered that. "Well, I don't have to age you all the way, we could shave a few years off..."
The girl sighed, and looked so sad that it made Jim's heart ache. "I...I guess so. I'm sorry, honey. I need to be more responsible. I mean, it's not all about me. You haven't moved out yet, and Katie is only 14! I couldn't be her mother, not looking like this..."
Jim moved forward and gave the girl a hug. It was completely impulsive, but as much of a lecherous jerkass as he could be, he hated seeing his mother upset.
The physical closeness did, however, make him realize how nice she smelled...
The girl hugged him back tightly. "It's ok, Jimmy. I just forgot myself for a moment there. Though we better stop- all I can think about is how handsome you are."
"Gah!" Jim jumped back. He wasn't into young girls, especially ones that happened to be his mother! At least, that's what he kept telling himself, but...
She giggled. "Sorry! But it's true, I've managed to raise a very handsome boy. Even if you are irresponsible sometimes. Okay, most of the time."
Jim managed to look away. "We need to get you some clothes that fit."
The girl blinked at him, then looked down at herself. "Oh, that's right, I'm naked."
"No...not exactly. It just...doesn't seem to matter. I...how strange. I think I like being naked. Maybe it's just because it's so warm in here...?"
"Huh. That's crazy. It's almost like..." A light bulb turned on in his mind. "Somehow the age changer has affected your inhibitions!"
"That makes sense. When I was in college, every time I had a few drinks, the clothes would come right off. I'd always wake up naked, in somebody's bed. Embarrassing, really. Annoying too."
"I could never remember the sex. The only way I could tell if it was good is by how sore I was."
Jim tried to speak, but could only manage a strangled sound.
The girl laughed. "Oh Jimmy, I'm so sorry, but the look on your face...! I think you're right, my inhibitions must be massively lowered. It's...actually refreshing, to be honest. But you have to be mortified to hear about my sex life."
"I...I am. And I'm curious."
She arched a delicate brow. "Oh? About what?"
"Did you...no, I can't ask, sorry."
She leaned forward, cupping her chin in one hand. "I'm curious now...oh! You want to know if I ever woke up with another girl!" She giggled. "More often than with a guy. Sometimes even more than one girl!"
Visions of his regressed mother and other women appeared in Jim's mind. He was both mortified and aroused by the thought. "Argh! You're doing that on purpose!"
"Well...yes. It's funny to see you react that way. But it's true, I'm not making any of it up. Thinking about it, I'm surprised I ended up with your father. I went totally lesbian for months one time."
"I think I need to take a cold shower."
"Can I join you?" The girl blurted out, then blushed. "Oh! God, I'm so sorry. Fuck! It's just...I'm so damn horny, and you're so cute...but I can't have sex with my son!"
"Wait, what? Cute? Me?"
She sighed. "Very much so. You remind me so much of your father when we started dating. He was so gentle back then...before."
"Before the accident made him lose his job and he started drinking all the time, you mean."
She nodded. "I wish you could invent a machine that could erase memories."
"Huh? Why? So you'd forget that you were my mom?"
She grinned. "Not exactly. So we could have sex, and then forget it happened."
Jim gulped, then said:
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