"Ahh! Here's a pretty lovely idea!" The devil said, his forked tongue flicking about in his mouth,
"Repetition is everything, my sinful little gunsel, and long periods have too much variety. Try
this one on for size. Five minutes of your life to be re lived over and over, again and again for
all eternity. How does that sound to you?" Jim gulped, "Not very good." A grin spread across
old Nick's face that could only be described as devilish, "That is splendid news!" He said with
glee, "Let's start now! But first!" there was a pause, "It says here that as a child you robbed
from a church collection plate..." "Yes." Jim said, shyly. "I like that." His grin seemed to curl
like a cheschire cat, "Stick it to the old blighter up stairs! Good for you old chap, do you know
he never stops going on about his son? And he's a right prat too! I noticed him in the desert
one morning and I though, 'hey, I'll introduce myself, offer him a bit of bread and maybe make
friends!' So I went down and he told me to bugger off! I tried to help him figure out his
problems, and I think I gave some good ideas too, but he sent me right back here to the
hotseat. You'd think it'd get better after he died, but no! The big G still won't stop flapping his
fu-" "Can we get on with everlasting torment please?" The Devil caught himself, "Oh, right,
your damned aren't you? I'm sorry for going on about it but those heavenly pricks are just so
irritating, I mean-" he stopped again, "Right, sorry about that Jimmy. Now, lets get to
constructing your personalized damnation. You have chosen a five minute loop of one event
in your life. We have what I consider to be some rather lovely options. Would you care to hear
them?" Jim shrugged nonchalantly, "Sure, knock yourself out, Lucy." If looks could kill, Satan
thought as he glared, Now if only souls could die. He straightened the page he retrieved from
a flame that had just appeard next to his right hand, and began to read:
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